Thursday, December 3, 2009

Katrina Kaif married to Indore MLA

In real life her marital status may still be single, but a fake certificate prepared here suggests that Bollywood diva Katrina Kaif is the better half of local BJP MLA Ramesh Mendola.A marriage certificate approved by Indore Municipal Corporation claims that the actress married the local MLA on December 2, 2008 and got the same registered with the civic body on December 11 the same year.

Katrina Kaif

“The marriage certificate is totally fake and was not issued by the municipal body. It must be an act of some mischievous persons,” IMC marriage registrar Dr Natwar Sarda told reporters.

It appears that somebody first scanned the IMC marriage certificate and then with the help of some software showed the bollywood actress and MLA as husband and wife.

Katrina Kaif is born in Hong Kong and has a poor Hindi language. But she is a hard working lass and moving to different culture and country was not much of a culture shock for her, as she states that no matter where you come from, the bottom line is that everyone wants to be loved, respected, and cared for.

Despite of her positive attitude, she had been stereotyped as “Indian” by extreme right-wingers in Britain who made it clear that she did not quite fit-in with their “Blonde” Caucasian culture; while on the other hand in India itself she had been ranked as an ‘outsider’ very much like Sonia Gandhi.

Although linguistically challenged, Katrina puts on a bold face and states that other Bollywood artists like Sridevi, who did not know Hindi, did get offers from Bollywood film-makers, and she is no different. She has taken Hindi and dancing lessons to fit in with the Bollywood culture. She likes to display a picture of her learning Kathak dancing where she used to dance 7 hours a day non-stop.